Well Ottawa is the first team out this year! Can’t say I’m surprised… but what does surprise me is the rumor that the franchise will be changing names next year: The Ottawa Titanics. I think that’s a fitting name as its plays well on their promising start to the regular season (16-2), up to their utter demise and destruction in the playoffs! They only got 706 fans out of the building before it sank, after hitting an iceberg full of penguins.
It looks like Chuck Norris has a lot of work to do, he’s gonna have to head back to the Vietcong to find Jason Spezza and Dany Heatley as they’ve been M.I.A. since the series began! Gerber isn’t M.I.A. however, they found him at a toll booth next to Sonny Corleone… and I’ll let you guess who had more holes in them.
If there’s any goods news to come of this, its that the “battle of Ontario” will now take place on the golf course! Will Alfredsson out-drive Sundin? Who will block the most putts…Gerber or Toskala? Who knows…and who cares!
